Project Drift

Great April fool but pls make it

Great April fool's 😂😂😂

WOW. I'm blown away by getting confused between my sleeping and waking life. 10/10.

I used the screws provided to mount the Drift to my bedroom ceiling and it held for a few weeks but then one night I dreamed I got tossed out of a highrise window, shards of glass everywhere as I was falling through the air like Spider-Man and woke up with a start. Turns out the Drift screws had loosened and it fell down. Glass particles everywhere. Had to toss my sheets. But it was totally worth it while it worked!!! 4-stars.

Where do I even begin? The idea of a sleep mask with a built-in gaming display is so blindingly obvious in hindsight that it’s almost offensive that nobody has made it yet. Just imagine it — cozy, padded, strapped gently to your face, letting you grind through a dungeon or finish a story mission without the burden of keeping your arms up or your eyes open at a socially acceptable angle. The auto-save when you doze off alone would be worth the price of admission. I genuinely cannot say enough good things about this product, except for the one thing, which is that it isn’t a product. It is, regrettably, a dream — which is ironic given what it’s supposed to help you do. I’ve never been so enthusiastic about something so thoroughly unavailable. Highest possible recommendation for whenever the universe gets its act together